Dear Calvin,

tayloralisonswifts:

thehatersgonnahatehatehatehate:

I don’t really know if you’re friends or lovers with Taylor Swift but either way make sure you’re very nice to our mother, her fav poptart is low fat frosted strawberry if you wanna get on her good side. Don’t get the wild berry unless she asks, those are for special occasions. You wouldn’t want bad blood.

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