REASONS TO SEE MAD MAX: FURY ROAD

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• Tom Hardy is a pensive masterpiece
• Charlize Theron is your bionic, kickass, emotional action hero you always wanted.
• Possible Alternate Title: Furiosa and Her Gal Pals Rule the Desert And Tom Hardy Is Also There
• BLIND MUTANT GUY ON BUNGIE CHORDS PLAYING A BASS/GUITAR BLADE WITH FLAMES COMING OUT OF THE HEAD BEING DRIVEN ON A FUCKING FLOAT MADE OF HUGE ASS AMPS PROVIDING THE WARTIME METAL RIFFS THE WHOLE TIME.
• You don’t have to worry about missing leg day because your buns and thighs will be tense basically the whole time
• Neckbeards are furious about it
• There’s Oscar buzz about it
• You will cheer 
• You will cry
• You will screech
• You may even laugh
• Man pain is at an all time low (aka no woman dies for that reason)
• Nicholas Hoult as the scrawny guy just trying to fit in with his bros
• No dumb “THERE’S NO FUCKING TIME FOR THIS RN” kiss
• Action sequences on POINT
• Cinematography on POINT
• Art Direction/Costume design on POINT
• Characterization ESP of women characters oN POINT
• It truly is truly the feminist action film we have been waiting for
• (It could’ve used way more PoC tho. I’m glad Zoe Kravitz was there and a few others I’m not familiar with, but I still maintain that it’s a gr8 film)