loki-on-mjolnir:

queenmeraofxebel:

Jane hitting Thor (again) with her car requested by anon

#what’s funny about this is that thor literally walked right behind the car as it was moving#do you think he’s just so used to being sturdier than fucking vibranium that it didn’t even cross his mind that something like this could hu#thor as his normal aesir self is actually a tank#he gets hit with shit all the time and nothing happens#kurse threw that fucking rock at him in tdw and he was maybe dazed for like two seconds#so in this scene he sees this car going backwards but is like ‘I was walking here first and they can just hit me for all I care’ bc he think#well sorry thor buddy I got some news for you about how mortal bodies work (via thorsbiceps)