4TH OF JULY IS CANCELED FROM NOW ON! A FIRE WORK JUST WENT OFF AND IT SCARED MY DOG! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! SHE DOESNT DESERVE THIS! DOGS DONT DESERVE THIS!
“Wait a minute, wait a minute, Doc, are you telling me that you built a time machine out of a DeLorean?”
Back to the Future was released 30 years ago today on 03 July 1985
Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute and it’s not cool. Buzzed driving is drunk driving. AAA will give your dumbass a ride home for free if you call 1-800-222-4357. Don’t make tonight a night you regret forever.
The Girl Scouts of Western Washington were probably really excited to receive a $100,000 donation in the mail earlier this spring. Unfortunately, that gift came with a caveat. "Please guarantee that our gift will not be used to support transgender girls. If you can’t, please return the money.” So they did.
For those who havent heard yet: Paris Hilton was pranked into thinking her plane was crashing and that she was going to fucking die. If you ask me ‘prank’ is the wrong fucking vocab here. This is a forced near death experience with potential emotional trauma following. Yet she has to laugh it off as a public person / selfmade brand/entrepreneur. This shit can scar you for life. I wouldve fucking lost it.
If you ever think about pulling of this kind of horribly disgusting bullshit, do us all a favor and reevaluate the choices you make in life. Grow the fuck up.