crysqueen:

Freddie: If I start singing the lyrics of “Liar” to Deaky, he will most certainly rush to sing with me.

Freddie: *to John* Listen, are you gonna listen?

John: No, I’m holding cheese on toast!

Freddie: Mama I’m gonna be your slave…

John: *throws away his cheese on toast, grabs his bass, rushes towards Freddie and lean onto Freddie’s cheeks* ALL DAY LONG!!!