incorrectquotesofqueen:

john: why did the chicken cross the road?

freddie: why?

john: to get to the idiot’s house. Knock knock.

freddie: who’s there?

john: the chicken.

freddie:

john:

freddie:

john:

freddie: I won’t punch you in the face on one condition.

john: … yeah?

freddie: go tell that joke to Roger.