thedumbestpersoninmensa:

01101010-01100100:

you ever just think

yes and…… that shit hurted

pissyelliott:

sincerely-mason:

zechery:

elreyputo:

surprisebitch:

trap3z3:

when you’re at a family gathering having a good time but you feel the existential crisis about to hit ya 

i’m the person who ducked

I’m the mom who didn’t do nothing

I’m the man in the vest who drove the drone into his family

I’m the drone

and i’m miss thing in the green taking the fucking drone straight to the face

geejaysmith:

2012: Tumblr is down for a few hours, hysteria ensues

2018: Tumblr taken off App Store, met with resounding “pull the trigger Piglet” by users

morbidmanatee:

One of my favorite things about Avatar: The Last Airbender is that Sokka is both the kind of ditsy, silly, comic relief character

But he’s also the more logical planner of the group. Who made the travel schedule to make sure team Avatar got everything done in time?

Sokka.

Who was the one most annoyed by the “fortune teller”?

Sokka.

And let’s not forget this little gem:

He may, at times, lack common sense and do things like lick cave walls right after accidentally getting high on cactus juice, but he’s still very intelligent and contributes a lot more to the plot than just comic relief.

lesbian-rosalyn:

apersnicketylemon:

bethany-sensei:

slytherinpokegirl:

I don’t know if you have considered this but stop smoking in areas where people are forced to wait at. Don’t smoke at crosswalks. Don’t smoke outside doorways. Don’t smoke at bus stops. People with asthma or other breathing conditions or people that idk DON’T WANT TO BREATHE IN YOUR CIGARETTE SMOKE are trying to get to places and need to be able to breathe. Stop smoking in crowded areas. stop smoking in crowded areas. STOP FORCING NONSMOKERS TO SECOND HAND SMOKE. 

This may be news to some people, but this applies to marijuana too.

This actually also applies to vapes. My asthma goes off to even vape smoke, it’s not harmless, there are particulates in it that other peoples lungs can and are affected by.

You do not have the right to force anyone else to smoke or vape your fumes.

with a special shout-out and fuck you to parents that smoke in the car with their children

swaying-daisies:

John: “One really big [dream] was about thousands of half-crowns all around me. And finding lots of money in old houses – as much of the stuff as I could carry. I used to put it in my pockets and in my hands and in sacks, and I could still never carry as much as I wanted. I must have had ambition without realizing it – a subconscious urge to get above people or out of a rut.” (from Anthology)

Paul: “I remember when John and I were first hanging out together, I had a dream about digging in the garden with my hands. I’d dreamt that before but I’d never found anything other than an old tin can. But in this dream I found a gold coin. I kept digging and I found another. And another. The next day I told John about this amazing dream I’d had and he said, ‘That’s funny, I had the same dream’. So both of us had this dream of finding this treasure. And I suppose you could say it came true. I remember years later talking about it – ‘Remember that dream we had?’; ‘Yeah, that was far out’. So the message of that dream was: keep digging lads.” (from The Big Issue, Feb. 2012)