Broke Bohemian

biglawbear:

neganlesbian:

some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag

You’re right no matter what I look like I’m still a snack and people are always grateful when they realize I’m there thank you for the inspiration post

therainbowhero:

my contempt for human life is higher than the fuckin sun sooo talk to me about pokemon or somethin

lockeyseven:

lady-papillon-rose:

lady-papillon-rose:

niizhel:

tumblngkori:

monsterism:

silverkerfuffle:

yellingintothevoid:

jennytrout:

mysticmessenger-reactions:

palmtree47:

noodle-dragon:

the-philosophers-bone:

acabosetotal:

harukami:

gothiccharmschool:

seananmcguire:

kanayahavethisdance:

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I need luck on this day

I need some luck rn

Get your bagel luck!

I’ll pray to the bagel god if it means this dizziness goes the fuck away.

Please Bagel.

Well, couldn’t we all use a little help?

Okay but only because this is the most absurd version of this meme I have seen to date and I love it

you know what i want bagel

I will burn down a bakery if this doesn’t work

Alright ya’ll. Dunkin Donuts better watch the fuck out.

I like donuts and fire

b1gsp1n:

-callmeari:

moo-sopretty:

chinkylee:

I can’t wait until money isn’t an issue.

Omg yes😩

Financial freedom🙏🏽😣🙌🏽

Reblog for financial freedom

lesbiansassemble:

theloneanon:

lesbiansassemble:

reblog peter getting a job he’s unqualified for, and for the next decade you’ll be offered jobs you’re unqualified for

I’m unqualified to be a brainsurgen. I’m looking forward to your operation.

jokes on you, i don’t have a brain

Lil kombucha

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs

crabsdickz69:

can you believe music was invented 14 years ago

assignedtwinkatbirth:

newtgeiszler:

assignedtwinkatbirth:

assignedtwinkatbirth:

i want 2 kiss someone at pride

I googled ‘how to get laid at pride’ and it turned up like 5 ‘the straight mans guide to boinking women at pride’ kill me

i hope no straight man ever gets his penis touched during the entire month june

like to charge reblog to cast

paradeofproblematicfavs:

randomstabbing:

isohels:

Do you know what I hate??

When I was growing up any time my brother upset/hurt/was rude to or downright nasty to me I was told “he’s just doing it to get a rise out of you” “he’s just doing it to annoy you”

Like??? I know?? I know he’s being mean to upset me. I know he’s saying horrible stuff to annoy me. And guess what?? I’m annoyed!!!!

I was literally told not to be upset, because his intentions were to upset me????

How is that not upsetting? Especially to a young girl??

THE GASLIGHTING STARTS EARLY.

“Sweetheart, its easier for you to just bear it than it is for us to teach him to stop. Mkay?”