Penelope x Brian
Some very light Brian fluff to say thank you for all the love!!!
@d-r-e-a-m-catchme @rogerandhishair @angrylizardjacket
The light came in through Penelope’s window cold and blue, the tiny brunette’s sleepy brain was still grappling with the fact that she had somehow left the window of her and Venus’s tiny apartment open. It was a strict rule that all windows remained closed after 12AM, as the times after that were prime creep hours, and they were both beautiful college girls, living alone with several dull knives and a very Antique gun.
“Why the fuck?” Penny’s sleeping brain attempted to move her body out of bed, but found herself stuck under the yellow quilt and light green sheets. She was stuck.
Hearing a soft “hm” from right above her head, Penelope decided to branch out and actually look up and discover why her bed was so warm.
“O shit.” she muttered, attempting not to stiffen when she saw who it was.
Brian.
That Brian.
Annoying stalker Brian, always watching.
And yet here they were in a cozy apartment, under about 6 too many blankets. Together.
This is a problem for tomorrow.
Besides, with how their legs were wrapped around each other, it’s not like she could have made a break for it if she wanted to. That’s what she would normally do, if it was anyone else.
She did want to, didn’t she? Penelope had to make an actual attempt to unfurrow her brows to prevent a the headache she would get when she realized the answer.
Did she want Brian to bug off?
Not one bit.
This is art. A masterpiece, actually.
A true American hero
Iconic
Reminder this this absolute legend died under suspicious circumstances, just like a not-insignificant number of prominent black activists in the last few years:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2018/02/07/a-black-lives-matter-activist-who-once-tackled-a-confederate-flag-was-killed-in-new-orleans/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.67f9b0fca83f
Lactodumbass – an identity applicable only to lactose intolerant individuals who still find themselves consuming milk, chocolate, cheese and ice cream despite their allergy.
Holy shit I kin so hard it hurts
Whassup it’s me.
Got tagged by the bae @rogerandhishair so lets keep it going!!!
@earthbenderr @stardustly @mercurybulsara @silviaprt
1) Are you named after anyone?
Depending on when you ask i’m named after the lead of this BBC drama “House of Elliot” or my Mom’s college roommate- Evangeline got shortened to Eva by my garbage Dad. It’s like Eva Gabor which is cool.
2) When was the last time you cried?
lMAO. I’ve gotten on anti-depressants the last few months, so i’d say August?
3) Do you have any kids?
I have a calico cat named “kitty wells”, a poodle named “tutu” and a chihuahua named “lexi”
4) Do you use sarcasm a lot?
more online than IRL
5) What’s the first thing you notice in people?
Height, definitely. I’m like 5′9 so I notice if someone’s at eye level.
6) What’s your eye colour?
Hazel/ Green or something
7) Scary movie or happy ending?
Both if possible.
8) Any special talents?
Lmao, I have no idea. I’m pretty good at building stuff.
9) Where were you born?
Seattle, WA.
10) What are your hobbies?
poetry, embroidery,
11) Do you have any pets?
*** see the question where I was asked about kids.
12) What sports do you play?
Competitive Speed Walking.
13) How tall are you?
5′9
14) Favorite subject at school?
I don’t remember high school?? I think I liked History and Latin because the teachers were nice to me. That’s all tho lmao
15) Dream job?
The two mediums that let me feel more connected to other people are my writing, my singing, and my acting??? the most competitive industries???? Lol help?????
Broke Bohemian 