Dating Ambrose Spellman would include

leena-xoxo:

requested by anon and @idleobrien

includes being mortal and being a witch

warnings: none, but i feel like it suck, idk sorry

masterlist

Being a mortal:

  • you met him through Sabrina
  • she was one of your best friends, so you studied after class with her
  • and you met him
  • “That’s your cousin?”
  • “please don’t, i beg you.·
  • don’t what? this man’s beautiful you must
  • so you’re always around the house when you’re allowed to
  • he starts to notice you
  • bc holy shit you’re the most gorgeous mortal he has ever seen
  • “Who is this, cousin?”
  • “(Y/N) (L/N).”
  • “Ambrose Spellman, charmed.”
  • smooth bastard kisses your hand, not breakign eye contact
  • so you’re a hot mess after that (liteally you’re burning up)
  • one day you’re looking for Sabrina
  • but she’s at the Academy, so Ambrose greets you at the door
  • “Well Sabrina’s not here now, but i can’t keep you company meanwhile.”
  • “I don’t want to bother you.”
  • “Trust me, youre the best thing that has come to my door in the last century.”
  • so he keeps you company, in his room because reasons am i right
  • and you see his grimoire
  • you’re into history and legends and witchcraft (which he finds adorable)
  • he talks a little about it, not too much because he already knows to not break rules
  • anyways, at the end of the consersation you’re basically between him and a wall
  • wow what happened there? Ambrose fucking Spellman happened
  • “Can i kiss you?”
  • “Please”
  • and WOWOWOW
  • he’s sweet and passionate at the same time
  • he’s a god we’re all in the same page
  • anyways after that
  • dates on the Spellaman house
  • lots and lots of PDA
  • seriously he can’t keep his hands to himself when you’re around
  • after a while of dating, he tells you that he’s a warlock
  • and you’re like wow okay harry potter
  • but no seriously it’s the best thing he could have ever told you to get you in the mood (tho look at him)
  • “Let me get this straight, you tried to blow up the Vatican?”
  • “Yes… didn’t work, obviously.”
  • “badass, stupid but badass
  • after that you make harry potter puns 
  • which he doesn’t find funny at all but he laughs because you’re adorable 
  • him beign scared af when the 13 come to town
  • bc he wants to protect you, but Luke has other plans
  • so when he finally liberates himself from the hold of luke he finds you in the staires
  • so after a huge hug and an amazing kiss
  • you tell him his cousin signed the book
  • bc yes, sabrina told you
  • you stay over the night, you two need emotional confort right now
  • and that’s the start fo a beautiful relationship

Being  a witch:

  • You’re a family friend from the Spellman
  • which means you’ve been around for a long time
  • and for the longest tiem Ambrose has had quite the crush on you
  • you’re obviously crazy about him, but playing hard to get its so much fun
  • So whenver you’re around, he have 100% chances of a shirtless Ambrose
  • “Hello love, long time no see.”
  • “I was here yesterday, A.”
  • “every second without you feels like an eternity.”
  • “Ambrose, stop flirting and get a shirt, for Satan’s love.”
  • “Fine, Aunty Zelda.”
  • you bring him all the things he needs from outside
  • meaning the things his aunts shouldn’t know he has
  • like herbs and more magic items
  • you keep him company when he gets lonely
  • playful flirting, teasing, you guys know what’s going on
  • “You know i like you, don’t you?”
  • “Of course i do Spellman, it’s not like you’re that smooth.”
  • “So you like to torment me.”
  • “It’s so much fun.”
  • and one day, he just kisses you
  • because you look absolutely ravishing and he can’t control himself
  • it’s a sweet, slow kiss, becaus ehe’s been waiting for this way too long
  • and when he breaks it, you’re in shock and he’s in panick
  • bc he knows better and should have asked you
  • “I’m so glad you did that”
  • and after that yu’re stradding his lap
  • in a full agressive make out session
  • bc it’s been years of teasing and sexual tention
  • and look at THAT man i’m so weak
  • anyways after that
  • Lots of lots of kisses around the house
  • his aunts and cousin tells you two to dial it down
  • helping him perform magic with Sabrina
  • not beign a fan of Luke at all
  • “You sure i can’t torment him?”
  • “Positive.”
  • “Just a little bit, so he gets the idea that you’re mine?”
  • “Babe, he knows, you’ve been kissing me for ther last hour to make him unconfortbale.”
  • “Well how sad for him, i had a great time.”
  • being so excited for him bc he’s makign advances in finally being free
  • “When i get out of this house, i’m taking you around the world, don’t forget.”
  • “I’m fine with a milkashe and burguer date, A.”
  • “Whatever you want, we’ve got an eternity for burguers and milkshakes.”
  • When the 13 come to town, he wants you to go to the academy
  • but there’s no way in hell you’re leaving him alone to this
  • so as the power couple you are, you two help protect the mortals
  • and when everything is over, celebration time is a must
  • let’s all agree Ambrose spellman is the boyfriend we all deserve