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Mattress Jousting
FLIPPING SHIT I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD
I swear white people will come up the most random games to play and it’ll look fun as fuck.
Are we going to ignore how graceful his front flip was?
he’s the one they warn us about in math problems
My favorite kind of villains are the ones that you can understand. Not agree with, not like, but understand. You’re frightened by their actions in a really visceral way because you realize that, in the wrong circumstances, you might become a monster too.
The scariest type of monsters are the ones that seem human and familiar.
Pretty sure “money can’t buy happiness” is meant to actually mean “don’t neglect emotional health and caring for the people in your life in the pursuit of more wealth than you need”, but instead middle-class and rich people use it to tell poor people “don’t strive to have financial security even though I have it”.
I want to give this post a hug
Things I’ve actually heard college students say
- “Look how pretty my notes are!! Too bad I’ll never study them”
- “I might look fine in class but I’m dying inside"
- “I’ve never seen frozen and at this point i’m afraid to"
- “when the professor shows up I’m just gonna get up, make eye contact, and leave”
- ”shut the fuck up and eat your shitty frosted flakes”
- ”Is it acceptable to throw myself out the window after we take this exam”
- “I need more gay people in my life I’m suffocating in straights”
- ”I think I’m just gonna sleep outside and let the snow bury me until I die”
- “why the fuck would i pay 5 dollars for a grilled cheese? oh wait they’re delivering them? ok buy 3”
- “i feel like a child but i look like an adult and i think it throws a lot of people off”
- “yo look at this dog! i want this dog. this dog is straight g”
- “I got super drunk and told everyone I was a lesbian”
- “I’VE ONLY DONE ANAL TWICE OKAY”
- “instead of studying art we should MAKE ART WITH OUR BODIES”
- “suck my milk” “no, i’m lactose intolerant”
- “who the fuck put paint in the kettle”
- “why is there fucking coffee and lard in my paint pot”
- “at this point i have more assignments than i have friends”
feel free to add anything you’ve heard
horror movie opening scene
white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you’re just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i’ll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i’ll go investigate
*he leaves and then there’s a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
“He’s taking a criminology course. When he got back we jokingly pointed it out to him and he got bright red when he realized the page he left it on.” – mcdngr
u know that feeling deep in your tummy where u just dont feel comfy and u feel sad and sort of want to cry but not about anything specific its like your entire body is just upset and unnerved all the way to the core almost like ur just longing for something but dont know what
“Can I kiss you?” is probably the cutest thing you can ever hear someone ask.
Yes. Yes, let’s romanticize actually asking for consent verbally. Let’s stop making it out to ‘ruin the mood.’ This is so important.
My boyfriend says “Can I have a kiss?” Every time he wants to kiss me, no matter if he just kissed me three seconds before that. As soon as we stop, he will ask again for another one. And if I just peck him on the lips but he wants a longer kiss, he’ll say “No, can I have a real kiss?” Today he asked me if it bothered me that he always asks.
No. This will never bother me. This means he respects what I want.
This, gentlemen (and ladies) is how you acquire consent. Even if you just had sex ten minutes ago, that doesn’t mean consent is assured the next time. You must always have consent.
Asking “Can I have a kiss?” will not turn a girl off. I can pretty much guarantee it. If anything, it will do just the opposite.
Re-reblogging for that comment.
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