Tag: book

willurl:

willurl:

when your child comes to you and says “this is something that makes me uncomfortable and unhappy and makes me not want to spend time with you” and you respond with a 20 minute speech that boils down to “deal with it because life sucks” you have no respect for your child and you need to change your parenting tactics

i made this a month ago and the worst thing about it is that so many people can relate

Me: *waiting for drink in Starbucks*
Me: *putting on makeup*
Guy: You know nice guys don’t like when girls wear so much makeup.
Me: *without looking up* Nice guys like you?
Guy: Well, yea.
Me: Have you ever considered that’s why we wear it?
Girl behind me: *spits out coffee laughing*
Guy: Um.
Me: *deadpan look* Nice girls like me don’t give a fuck what you like.

Working at the check out

*Some old dude packing up his shopping*

Me: Have a nice evening
Guy: Don’t say that
Me: Sorry?
Guy: Have a nice evening. What does that even mean? If I’ve just had a divorce am I going to have a nice evening? If my mother just died am I going to have a nice evening? Just say good evening. It’s formal and to the point.
Me:…
Me: good evening then.

*Later is a group of 21 year olds, all buying alcohol*

Me: [getting flustered as the line at my checkout is super long] can I see ID?
First dude: of course! Pass them down boys we can make this easier for her. Calm down, you’re doing great.

Do people genuinely still think young people are the worst customers?