Me: i want to sleep for like 30 hours
Friend: you know that’s a coma right
Me:
Me: god that sounds so refreshing i could totally go for a light coma right now
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i dont want kids i want 1k+ notes on my selfies
Oh my God.
VOLDETORT.
Hold on, best story ever:
My friend’s wife is the front desk person at a vet clinic, and this woman calls in asking if she can bring her lizard in. His wife agrees and asks what the lizard’s name is for the appointment.
The woman says, “His name is Harry.”
His wife wasn’t sure if she heard correctly. “Harry?”
“Yeah, Harry. As in ‘You’re a lizard, Harry.’”
High school seniors in the second semester
More like college kids every semester
literally me rn
“Be like the flower that gives its fragrance to even the hand that crushes it.”
– Imam Ali (a)
The symbolism though… This is so powerful…
50s sci-fi: ROCKETS AND ROBOTS YAAAY
60s sci-fi: the other planets are full of hot babes and killer monsters
70s sci-fi: what if WE’RE THE REAL ALIENS MAN
80s sci-fi: everything is cool and chrome allllllright
90s sci-fi: the future is DARK and EDGY and EVERYONE’S WEARING A TRENCHCOAT
00s sci-fi: robots are people too
sci-fi now: yeah it pretty much looks like an apple store and the apocalypse probably happened
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Broke Bohemian 