Aries: Andrew Jackson
Taurus: Theodore Roosevelt
Gemini: Donald Trump(he actually is a gemini)
Cancer: George Washington
Leo: Abraham Lincoln
Virgo: Bernie Sanders
Libra: Putin
Scorpio: Deez nuts
Sagittarius: Obama
Capricorn: Hillary Clinton
Aquarius: Bush
Pisces: JFK
Tag: Cancer
THE MOON KNOWS MY WEAKNESSES / and it treats me kindly anyway
The Signs as The 100 Characters
Aries: Marcus Kane
Taurus: Raven Reyes
Gemini: John Murphy
Cancer: Indra
Leo: Jasper Jordan
Virgo: Lexa
Libra: Clarke Griffin
Scorpio: Bellamy Blake
Sagittarius: Octavia Blake
Capricorn: Nathan Miller
Aquarius: Lincoln
Pisces: Monty Green
Signs as Egyptian gods
Aries: Osiris; god of the underworld and afterlife
Taurus: Isis; goddess of magic, marriage, healing, and perfection
Gemini: Thoth; god of wisdom
Cancer: Anubis; god of the dead
Leo: Ra; god of the sun
Virgo: Hathor; goddess of love and beauty
Libra: Ma’at; goddess of justice, truth, and order
Scorpio: Seth; god of evil, deserts, and storms
Sagittarius: Horus; god of war, sky, and falcons
Capricorn: Amun; king of the gods
Aquarius: Ptah; god of creation
Pisces: Nepthys; goddess of lamentation, sleep, rivers, and the night
The Signs as Gods
Aries: Thor
Taurus: Zeus
Gemini: Loki
Cancer: Osiris
Leo: Cupid
Virgo: Aphrodite
Libra: Hercules
Scorpio: Odin
Sagittarius: Hades
Capricorn: God himself of course
Aquarius: Apollo
Pisces: Anubis
the “won’t stop commenting during a movie” squad
Zodiac Aesthetics
Aires: kittens, the smell of coffee, dresses that flow out when you twirl, waking up to sweet texts, records, fondue
Taurus: new books, fog, jumping into the pool on a hot day, ceramics, fireworks, flannels
Gemini: new chapstick, getting lost in IKEA, blowing dandelions, musicals, beautiful architecture, running barefoot through the grass
Cancer: dyed hair, iced tea, outdoor concerts, neat handwriting, British accents, a cool breeze on a hot day
Leo: peppermint, classical music, reading magazines, sunlight streaming in through the windows, fountains, hand-written notes
Virgo: bonfires, fuzzy socks, pugs, ombré hair, late night trips to Starbucks, minimalist tattoos
Libra: babies, brand new colored-pencils, messy buns, getting packages in the mail, Koi fish, bubble machines
Scorpio: thunderstorms, comfy sweaters, staring at the stars, the smell of laundry detergent, baking cookies, singing in the shower
Sagittarius: warm baths, oil pastels, waking on warm sand, book quotes, writing song lyrics on your arm, staying up late on Tumblr
Capricorn: sunrises, Polaroids, doodling on homework, fishtail braids, airplane rides, cloudy days
Aquarius: climbing into bed after a long day, Christmas lights, converse, black and white photos, pancake breakfasts, tall trees
Pisces: cotton candy, flower crowns, the sound of rain, frost on a window, the smell of sharpies, flip flops
The signs as cinnamon rolls vs problematic faves
Aries: cinnamon roll
Taurus: purest cinnamon roll
Gemini: MOST problematic fave
Cancer: problematic fave
Leo: cinnamon roll
Virgo: problematic fave
Libra: cinnamon roll
Scorpio: problematic fave
Sagittarius: problematic fave
Capricorn: cinnamon roll
Aquarius: problematic fave
Pieces: problematic cinnamon roll
The signs falling in love
The “Deny, deny, deny!!!” Squad: Aries, Taurus, Scorpio, Virgo
The “wow. I’m in love. Okay cool.” Squad: Libra, Capricorn, Gemini, Sagittarius
The “THIS FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD BUT IM SO SCARED” squad: Aquarius,Leo, Pisces,Cancer
The “why overthink when you can overdrink” squad
Scorpio, Gemini, Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Libra, Cancer, Taurus