Harvey and Nick: [Arguing about who should date Sabrina]
Prudence: [Swoops in for the kill]
Tag: caos
Dating Ambrose Spellman would include
requested by anon and @idleobrien
includes being mortal and being a witch
warnings: none, but i feel like it suck
, idk sorryBeing a mortal:
- you met him through Sabrina
- she was one of your best friends, so you studied after class with her
- and you met him
- “That’s your cousin?”
- “please don’t, i beg you.·
don’t what? this man’s beautiful you must- so you’re always around the house when you’re allowed to
- he starts to notice you
- bc holy shit you’re the most gorgeous mortal he has ever seen
- “Who is this, cousin?”
- “(Y/N) (L/N).”
- “Ambrose Spellman, charmed.”
- smooth bastard kisses your hand, not breakign eye contact
- so you’re a hot mess after that (liteally you’re burning up)
- one day you’re looking for Sabrina
- but she’s at the Academy, so Ambrose greets you at the door
- “Well Sabrina’s not here now, but i can’t keep you company meanwhile.”
- “I don’t want to bother you.”
- “Trust me, youre the best thing that has come to my door in the last century.”
- so he keeps you company, in his room
because reasons am i right- and you see his grimoire
- you’re into history and legends and witchcraft
(which he finds adorable)- he talks a little about it, not too much because he already knows to not break rules
- anyways, at the end of the consersation you’re basically between him and a wall
wow what happened there? Ambrose fucking Spellman happened- “Can i kiss you?”
- “Please”
- and WOWOWOW
- he’s sweet and passionate at the same time
he’s a god we’re all in the same page- anyways after that
- dates on the Spellaman house
- lots and lots of PDA
- seriously he can’t keep his hands to himself when you’re around
- after a while of dating, he tells you that he’s a warlock
- and you’re like wow okay harry potter
- but no seriously it’s the best thing he could have ever told you to get you in the mood
(tho look at him)- “Let me get this straight, you tried to blow up the Vatican?”
- “Yes… didn’t work, obviously.”
- “badass, stupid but badass”
- after that you make harry potter puns
- which he doesn’t find funny at all but he laughs because you’re adorable
- him beign scared af when the 13 come to town
- bc he wants to protect you, but Luke has other plans
- so when he finally liberates himself from the hold of luke he finds you in the staires
- so after a huge hug and an amazing kiss
- you tell him his cousin signed the book
- bc yes, sabrina told you
- you stay over the night, you two need emotional confort right now
and that’s the start fo a beautiful relationshipBeing a witch:
- You’re a family friend from the Spellman
- which means you’ve been around for a long time
- and for the longest tiem Ambrose has had quite the crush on you
- you’re obviously crazy about him, but playing hard to get its so much fun
- So whenver you’re around, he have 100% chances of a shirtless Ambrose
- “Hello love, long time no see.”
- “I was here yesterday, A.”
- “every second without you feels like an eternity.”
- “Ambrose, stop flirting and get a shirt, for Satan’s love.”
- “Fine, Aunty Zelda.”
- you bring him all the things he needs from outside
- meaning the things his aunts shouldn’t know he has
- like herbs and more magic items
- you keep him company when he gets lonely
- playful flirting, teasing, you guys know what’s going on
- “You know i like you, don’t you?”
- “Of course i do Spellman, it’s not like you’re that smooth.”
- “So you like to torment me.”
- “It’s so much fun.”
- and one day, he just kisses you
- because you look absolutely ravishing and he can’t control himself
- it’s a sweet, slow kiss, becaus ehe’s been waiting for this way too long
- and when he breaks it, you’re in shock and he’s in panick
- bc he knows better and should have asked you
- “I’m so glad you did that”
- and after that yu’re stradding his lap
- in a full agressive make out session
- bc it’s been years of teasing and sexual tention
and look at THAT man i’m so weak- anyways after that
- Lots of lots of kisses around the house
- his aunts and cousin tells you two to dial it down
- helping him perform magic with Sabrina
- not beign a fan of Luke at all
- “You sure i can’t torment him?”
- “Positive.”
- “Just a little bit, so he gets the idea that you’re mine?”
- “Babe, he knows, you’ve been kissing me for ther last hour to make him unconfortbale.”
- “Well how sad for him, i had a great time.”
- being so excited for him bc he’s makign advances in finally being free
- “When i get out of this house, i’m taking you around the world, don’t forget.”
- “I’m fine with a milkashe and burguer date, A.”
- “Whatever you want, we’ve got an eternity for burguers and milkshakes.”
- When the 13 come to town, he wants you to go to the academy
- but there’s no way in hell you’re leaving him alone to this
- so as the power couple you are, you two help protect the mortals
- and when everything is over, celebration time is a must
let’s all agree Ambrose spellman is the boyfriend we all deserve
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