This day in Homeland – May 12, 2014 I’ve always thought that being bipolar meant that you couldn’t be with people. Not for the long haul, because they’ll up and leave you soon enough. It’s not true. Please believe that. I don’t even know if that’s possible anymore. It’s possible.
Me: So, how about a season of Wayward Daughters?
Me: *Slides CW executive $20*
Isaac: what do you want me to do about Hook? Is he a hero or a villain?
Rumple: ugh well ALLEGEDLY he’s a hero now
Rumple: total crap if you ask me
Rumple: don’t make him a villain though, he’ll only swagger around all dark and dangerous and people will think he’s cool
Rumple: make him a coward, a lowly deckhand or something, who can’t use a sword and is too scared to pick one up
Rumple: and make him less handsome
Isaac: uh well I can’t change how people look, that’s genetics
Rumple: drat
Rumple: can you make him shorter? Or me taller?
Isaac: no can do, sorry
Rumple: drat
Rumple: at least mess up his hair in a way that’s NOT sexy
Isaac: not sure that’s possible…
Rumple: whose side are you on?!
Isaac: sorry! It’s not my fault he looks so good when he’s scruffy!
Rumple: ugh
Rumple: oh I know
Rumple: make it so he’s clueless and shy around women and never gets laid
Rumple: ooooh ooooh AND
Rumple: make him allergic to rum
Isaac: now you’re just getting petty
Rumple: I AM NOT JEALOUS OF HIS PIRATEY PERFECTION SHUT UP AND WRITE
MOCKINGBIRD: Bobbi Morse is told she’s getting her own highly trained strike team. What actually she gets is her ex-husband Lance Hunter, Agent Kara Palamas who insisted on dragging along her ex-Shield ex-Hydra boyfriend, and Mike Peterson (who is only really here to be sarcastic when everything goes wrong).
The Agents of Shield spinoff you didn’t know you needed, starring Adrianne Palicki, Nick Blood, Maya Stojan, Brett Dalton and J. August Richards.
Yeah, hey remember the time when Oliver cheated on Felicity with her sister and got a chick pregnant while he was with her? No? Oh right that was Laurel.
Remember the time when Oliver brought up Felicity’s alcohol addiction and threw it in her face? No, oh right that was Laurel.
Remember the time Oliver didn’t trust Felicity enough to tell her secrets and manhandled her? No? Oh right that was Laurel.
Remember the time Oliver thought of Laurel before he died? No? Oh right that was Felicity.
Remember the time Oliver treated Laurel with respect and gentleness? No? Oh right, that was Felicity.
And do you remember the time Oliver made love wiith Laurel on Nanda Parbat? No? OH THAT’S RIGHT, IT WILL BE WITH FELICITY…
Broke Bohemian 