aslayerinthetardis:

archibanfkimble:

harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson

“Slytherin wins the house cup because we do not reward an entire house for the inexplicable luck of three of its students. That is all.” – Sorcerer’s Stone

“I am obligated to tell you that you will find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it. I would prefer you do not ask me – for that or anything else.” – Chamber of Secrets

‘Now write down your name only.’ “That is not information you need to know.” – Prisoner of Azkaban

“The Ministry is holding the triwizard tournament here at Hogwarts this year and will be on the premises for the better part of said year. My office will be off limits and I will leave the event to my staff as I want no part it.” – Goblet of Fire

“I take full responsibility for Swanson’s Army. They’ve proven that children are, in complete accuracy, more useful than the government.” – Order of the Phoenix

Severus reads symbols in Ron Swanson’s will. He understands them. – Half Blood Prince

“Goodbye, Harry. I’ve enjoyed parts of our time together.” – Deathly Hallows