Me: *waiting for drink in Starbucks*
Me: *putting on makeup*
Guy: You know nice guys don’t like when girls wear so much makeup.
Me: *without looking up* Nice guys like you?
Guy: Well, yea.
Me: Have you ever considered that’s why we wear it?
Girl behind me: *spits out coffee laughing*
Guy: Um.
Me: *deadpan look* Nice girls like me don’t give a fuck what you like.

Working at the check out

*Some old dude packing up his shopping*

Me: Have a nice evening
Guy: Don’t say that
Me: Sorry?
Guy: Have a nice evening. What does that even mean? If I’ve just had a divorce am I going to have a nice evening? If my mother just died am I going to have a nice evening? Just say good evening. It’s formal and to the point.
Me:…
Me: good evening then.

*Later is a group of 21 year olds, all buying alcohol*

Me: [getting flustered as the line at my checkout is super long] can I see ID?
First dude: of course! Pass them down boys we can make this easier for her. Calm down, you’re doing great.

Do people genuinely still think young people are the worst customers?

emery-art-dump-thing:

carlashawofficial:

askslinkybanana:

itacake:

carlashawofficial:

carlashawofficial:

This kid at school carried a freaking inflatable dolphin on a leash around all day

If this gets a 1000 notes I’ll put a picture of his dolphin on a t shirt and give it to him

do it for him

*reblogs this 400 times*

GUYS I MADE THE SHIRT, I’m gonna give it to him tomorrow

Look at that smug lil turd

UPDATE: LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE WAS

HE SCREAMED WHEN I GAVE IT TO HIM OMG

I’m really glad that instead of making fun of him you have him a gift of something he likes.