baeington:

fyeahjohnmurphy:

What if John Murphy got locked up in the Skybox for “Destruction of Government Property”?

And by “Destruction of Government Property” I mean attempted suicide.

THE IDEA THAT SUICIDE IS ILLEGAL IN A DEROGATORY, “HONOR BOUND”, POSSESSIVE DEHUMANIZING MANNER IS SHOCKING AND AWFUL AND COMPLETELY LINES UP WITH THE SURVIVAL SKEWED LAWS OF THE ARK, I CAN VIVIDLY IMAGINE JOHN TRYING TO KILL HIMSELF AFTER HIS MOTHER’S DEATH AND GETTING ARRESTED FOR IT WHEN IT DOESNT WORK JESUS CHRIST