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Chas absolutely adores American Girl. The Doll Company. Not in a pervy way you freakin’ deviants, but in a pure way. When he sees his daughter on weekends, he gets to hang out with her and make up the happiest stories about these historical females, it’s not only a fantastic distraction, but he loves collecting the accessories. He knew he was in too deep when John walked in on him having Kaya majestically ride her horse into the sunset.

“Hey Chas mate, have you-”

“THIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.”

John said nothing (for once), and walked out in silence. 

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Constantine Headcannon

Manny loves cotton candy. Zedd took him to the carnival on their second date, but most of the time he was at the cotton candy stand eating. This good feeling did not last long however, as when angels eat a whole stand, it catches up with them. 

John walked in on the two crashed on the couch, Manny, against all odds was still awake. 

“John." 

"Manny. What’s wrong with you?" 

"I found a cotton candy stand  and i ate it." 

"How do you feel?" 

"Completely worth it.”

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