I sit alone in a dark candlelit room, fourteen copies of Victor Hugo’s ‘Les Miserables’ piled high around me. Each is covered in thousands of notes and annotations, pages are ripped and tear-stained. Why can’t I think of any more headcanons, I sob quietly. All of this source material, and I have run out of original content.
Enjolras laughs at me from the seventh screen playing ‘Les Miserables (2012)’. My mind is cloudy, and I don’t know which ami is banoffee in my latest creation, Les Amis as Types of Pie.
Tag: les miserables
DECODING YOUR KID’S TEXTS
gtg: get the guillotine
brb: beheading ruthless bourbons
ttyl: the terror yields liberty
lmao: louis, marie, and oppressors
omg: obviously marats gone
rofl: revolution of France lives
wtf: where’s the fertentity
swag: secretly we assassinate Girondists