Shit, I lost it at “I am the 11th plague”.
Tag: lol
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free
This is almost as good as look at all the fucks I don’t give Anakin.
I have no words for how perfect this is
“He’s taking a criminology course. When he got back we jokingly pointed it out to him and he got bright red when he realized the page he left it on.” – mcdngr
Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X
#DOG MERMAIDS#oh my god. oh my god dog mermaids have just as poor of manners as regular dogs
# LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME # HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI # YOU’RE SQUISHY # I’M SIT
Broke Bohemian 