diegoandor-deactivated20171220:
As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy.
diegoandor-deactivated20171220:
As the world fell, each of us in our own way was broken. It was hard to know who was more crazy.
My name is Max. My world is reduced to a single instinct: Survive. As the world fell it was hard to know who was more crazy. Me… Or everyone else.
Precious Dag and her utter lack of upper body strength
also starring: Max’s fucking facial expressions
Max is like, Wait, why am I being scared of a group of waifs with no upper body strength, and then two seconds later Furiosa runs up and wallops him while the Wives drag him around by his chain leash it is beautiful
she may have no upper body strength, but while i was watching, i felt like she was stalling so furiosa could safely turn him into a wet smear while he was distracted by her struggles.
The Dag was totally stalling. Notice how, moments before, she clipped Cheedo’s chastity belt off, no problem. Here, she twists Max’s chain down and back so that his head moves that direction, too. Notice, also, how she’s turning her head towards Furiosa in the last gif.
She knows exactly what she’s doing.
yep yep yep yep yep. both dag and splendid know exactly what they are doing. dag takes her sweet ass time and breaks max’s concentration while splendid stands right in his eyeline so he can’t see furiosa until it’s too late.
also at this point max is so traumatized and fucked up he’d be scared of his own shadow. i don’t think he ever considers them anything but a threat.
Who killed the world?
- Tom Hardy is a pensive masterpiece
- Charlize Theron is your bionic, kickass, emotional action hero you always wanted.
- Possible Alternate Title: Furiosa and Her Gal Pals Rule the Desert And Tom Hardy Is Also There
- BLIND MUTANT GUY ON BUNGIE CHORDS PLAYING A BASS/GUITAR BLADE WITH FLAMES COMING OUT OF THE HEAD BEING DRIVEN ON A FUCKING FLOAT MADE OF HUGE ASS AMPS PROVIDING THE WARTIME METAL RIFFS THE WHOLE TIME.
- You don’t have to worry about missing leg day because your buns and thighs will be tense basically the whole time
- Neckbeards are furious about it
- There’s Oscar buzz about it
- You will cheer
- You will cry
- You will screech
- You may even laugh
- Man pain is at an all time low (aka no woman dies for that reason)
- Nicholas Hoult as the scrawny guy just trying to fit in with his bros
- No dumb “THERE’S NO FUCKING TIME FOR THIS RN” kiss
- Action sequences on POINT
- Cinematography on POINT
- Art Direction/Costume design on POINT
- Characterization ESP of women characters oN POINT
- It truly is truly the feminist action film we have been waiting for
- (It could’ve used way more PoC tho. I’m glad Zoe Kravitz was there and a few others I’m not familiar with, but I still maintain that it’s a gr8 film)