artist friend: *is quietly doodling*
me: YESSSSSSSSS! FUCK! 👏 IT! 👏 UP! 👏 PICASSO!! Show that pencil who’s a bad bitch!…leave that notebook paper SHOOK
Tag: me af
Biggest sexual fantasy?
Someone gives me $50,000 in cash and then never speaks to me again
me watching a movie 25+ years from now: captain america: the winter soldier was better than this
The “why overthink when you can overdrink” squad
Scorpio, Gemini, Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Libra, Cancer, Taurus
the end of the day
anxiety: hey. hey! you fucked up.
me: oh shit, what did i do?
anxiety: i’m not telling. you have to guess.
Me: i want to sleep for like 30 hours
Friend: you know that’s a coma right
Me:
Me: god that sounds so refreshing i could totally go for a light coma right now
Broke Bohemian 