Me: what do you think of King Arthur
Person: I think he’s a terrible, whiney king who—[Merlin sets person on fire, pushes their body to the floor and sits in their seat]
Merlin: I hear this place has amazing breadsticks.
Tag: Merthur
‘Yo Merlin! Morgana’s not at home right now, wanna come over and watch a movie?’
‘Oh sure, sure! ’
They look around Walmart for snacks,
‘What snacks should we buy?’
And from the other side of the aisle the answer comes,
‘I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORRITOS’ Merlin shouted.
Broke Bohemian 