Crybaby: When was the last time you cried?
Dollhouse: What was your favorite childhood toy?
Sippy Cup: Did you own a sippy cup/bottle as a toddler/little kid?
Carousel: Favorite amusement park ride?
Alphabet Boy: What grade are you in?
Soap: Do you prefer baths or showers?
Training Wheels: What was the name of your childhood best friend?
Pity Party: Worst birthday party you’ve had?
Tag, You’re It: Favorite childhood game?
Milk and Cookies: Favorite type of cookie?
Pacify Her: Did you own a pacifier?
Mrs. Potato Head: Favorite body part?
Mad Hatter: Did you have any imaginary friends as a child?
Play Date: Favorite board game?
Teddy Bear: Do you own any stuffed animals?
Cake: Favorite cake flavor?
Steve needs to have a Swear Jar and every time someone says a profanity in front of him, he just holds it out. The especially bad ones cost two dollars, don’t think Steve will let you get away with that. And this goes on for months and months and when Bucky starts coming around, he notices it. And he also notices how Steve doesn’t swear in front of any of the Avengers.
And when he gets Steve alone, he’s like, “what gives, you’ve got the worst mouth out of anyone I know.”
And Steve, with a perfectly innocent expression, says, “they made assumptions, Buck. I think those assumptions should at least buy a new bike, don’t you?”
And Bucky just stares at him, awed, like, “I forgot how fucking devious you are.”
The Steve Rogers fandom continues to fix the Ultron script.
MOCKINGBIRD: Bobbi Morse is told she’s getting her own highly trained strike team. What actually she gets is her ex-husband Lance Hunter, Agent Kara Palamas who insisted on dragging along her ex-Shield ex-Hydra boyfriend, and Mike Peterson (who is only really here to be sarcastic when everything goes wrong).
The Agents of Shield spinoff you didn’t know you needed, starring Adrianne Palicki, Nick Blood, Maya Stojan, Brett Dalton and J. August Richards.
Broke Bohemian 