Me: Teen Wolf needs better queer representation in their main cast!
Idiotic Fans: But the network won’t let them!!!11!!one!!
Faking It: Queers out the ass
Hard Times of RJ Berger: Gay guys
Real World: Groundbreaking lgbt people on tv
Scream: Bicurious/bisexual main
Awkward: lgbt side characters
Me: Yeah, because the network totally has it out for lgbt leading and recurring roles. Keep telling yourself that.

person: [about to shoot me]
me: wait wait hold on a sec
person: NO I’M GONNA KILL YOU
me: I KNOW BRUH ok just hold on [grabs phone] just gimme one sec okay okay okay [looks through music, presses play]
person: is this…. mmm whatcha say?
me: shoot me now. i’m ready. i’m at peace.