me watching a movie 25+ years from now: captain america: the winter soldier was better than this
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anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF –
me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved it
anxiety: yeah but i’ve looked at it from a new angle and there’s like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about it
me:
me: …..go on
i only understand like 9% of life
dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
in the game of urls you win or you hyphen
you’re telling me mate
person: don’t brush your hair when it’s wet !!
me: you have straight hair don’t you
the end of the day
anxiety: hey. hey! you fucked up.
me: oh shit, what did i do?
anxiety: i’m not telling. you have to guess.
the term “respect your elders” is so stupid all it does is keep youth from questioning things that the older generation is doing wrong. respect is earned, not assured. im not going to give my respect to somebody who believes my very existence should be illegal
REASONS TO SEE MAD MAX: FURY ROAD
- Tom Hardy is a pensive masterpiece
- Charlize Theron is your bionic, kickass, emotional action hero you always wanted.
- Possible Alternate Title: Furiosa and Her Gal Pals Rule the Desert And Tom Hardy Is Also There
- BLIND MUTANT GUY ON BUNGIE CHORDS PLAYING A BASS/GUITAR BLADE WITH FLAMES COMING OUT OF THE HEAD BEING DRIVEN ON A FUCKING FLOAT MADE OF HUGE ASS AMPS PROVIDING THE WARTIME METAL RIFFS THE WHOLE TIME.
- You don’t have to worry about missing leg day because your buns and thighs will be tense basically the whole time
- Neckbeards are furious about it
- There’s Oscar buzz about it
- You will cheer
- You will cry
- You will screech
- You may even laugh
- Man pain is at an all time low (aka no woman dies for that reason)
- Nicholas Hoult as the scrawny guy just trying to fit in with his bros
- No dumb “THERE’S NO FUCKING TIME FOR THIS RN” kiss
- Action sequences on POINT
- Cinematography on POINT
- Art Direction/Costume design on POINT
- Characterization ESP of women characters oN POINT
- It truly is truly the feminist action film we have been waiting for
- (It could’ve used way more PoC tho. I’m glad Zoe Kravitz was there and a few others I’m not familiar with, but I still maintain that it’s a gr8 film)
the irony of “CULTURE SHOULD BE SHARED!!!” arguments is a lot of poc do try sharing their cultures with you and you deem it disgusting. when i suggested making paper lanterns to sell, i was literally told “nobody wnats your dirty chinese things.” when a vietnamese girl brought in mooncakes to the class, everyone spit them out in front of her and dumped their unfinished ones on me because lol im naturally supposed to like these things.
when we try to open up to you and share our cultures, you mock and degrade us and call us dirty, disgusting. you just want to cherry pick and have the watered down western-centric gaze of our cultures but never actually live the way we do cuz lol fuck those dirty ethnics amirite???
Broke Bohemian 