Do you guys ever say the wrong thing in a conversation and then have it haunt you for months or years afterwards like a social anxiety poltergeist?
person: [about to shoot me]
me: wait wait hold on a sec
person: NO I’M GONNA KILL YOU
me: I KNOW BRUH ok just hold on [grabs phone] just gimme one sec okay okay okay [looks through music, presses play]
person: is this…. mmm whatcha say?
me: shoot me now. i’m ready. i’m at peace.
What if John Murphy got locked up in the Skybox for “Destruction of Government Property”?
And by “Destruction of Government Property” I mean attempted suicide.
THE IDEA THAT SUICIDE IS ILLEGAL IN A DEROGATORY, “HONOR BOUND”, POSSESSIVE DEHUMANIZING MANNER IS SHOCKING AND AWFUL AND COMPLETELY LINES UP WITH THE SURVIVAL SKEWED LAWS OF THE ARK, I CAN VIVIDLY IMAGINE JOHN TRYING TO KILL HIMSELF AFTER HIS MOTHER’S DEATH AND GETTING ARRESTED FOR IT WHEN IT DOESNT WORK JESUS CHRIST
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
actually the vines that are captioned (specifically the ones with what the viner is saying/the noises being made) have that text attached to them because some of the people on tumblr belonging to the deaf community have requested that people take the time to transcribe the vines. it helps because they obviously wouldn’t be able to hear them otherwise, as well as it being a six second video and takes less than a minute to do.
Broke Bohemian 