jerrytyson:

IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU REALIZE THE RELATIONSHIP OF TWO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS OWNS YOUR SOUL AND YOU CAN’T GET YOUR LIFE BACK AND NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE

jerrytyson:

IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU REALIZE THE RELATIONSHIP OF TWO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS OWNS YOUR SOUL AND YOU CAN’T GET YOUR LIFE BACK AND NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE

firebreathingeli:

Okay! My friend accused me of being a mother duck (and that I spend way too much time at the school theater)
Like an idiot I told her to prove it. She had me empty my bag and i was made to promise to show tumblr.

We got school books and such. This is normal. Cool.

Headphones, phone charger, and portable phone charger. You know what? I am electronically prepared.

Emergency stuff. This is normal. These are normal things…

Well… I have an excessive amount of fidget/stim toys. Things to do… I use them when I need them and give them to any friends that are anxious or bothering me.

Sometimes people have food. I have food. Granted I’m usually feeding others my food. That is not helping my point, but food is normal for a backpack! Sorta…

OKAY. I’M NOT HAVING ANY OF MY FRIENDS GET PREGNANT OR GET SOMEONE PREGNANT OR NOT PRACTICE SAFE SEX. I’M IN HIGHSCHOOL. THIS HAPPENS.

And then… Okay, deodorant, toothbrush, toothpaste, band-aids, antibiotic ointment, chapstick, Excedrin, pads.(My First said kit is MIA)
I am a male and I only carry the pads for my female friends who may need them… and most of the other stuff for others….

Am I really a mother duck?

Yes. Yes, I am.

cuddlystump:

how do ppl just run into patrick stump on the street???? were u blessed by the emo gods??? did u sacrifice a hand??? I NEED ANSWERS

The Food Network Show I Want

dropthetenors:

proletavian:

anyoneseenmyhead:

4 chefs complete in a contest to determine who is the best.

But they are not given certain ingredients they must use. They can use whatever they want.

They are given… the name of the dish.

The judge says, “Make me ‘Purple Nirvana’” and we get to watch one chef make au gratin blue potatoes, another make a blueberry shortcake, etc. The worst dish is eliminated until one chef wins.

I would watch the hell out of this omg

The after show is Gordon Ramsays commentary.

willurl:

willurl:

when your child comes to you and says “this is something that makes me uncomfortable and unhappy and makes me not want to spend time with you” and you respond with a 20 minute speech that boils down to “deal with it because life sucks” you have no respect for your child and you need to change your parenting tactics

i made this a month ago and the worst thing about it is that so many people can relate

pajamaben:

*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet

everydayimtumblintumblin:

I’ll never get the confusion about bisexuality

You can like dogs and cats

You can like chocolate and vanilla

You can like coffee and tea

Why the fuck can’t you like boys and girls?

grumpdiary:

all i want is a partner who is way out of my league but thinks that i’m way out of their league and we’ll live together in perfect confused harmony with a dog

nocturnalequine:

Decor aesthetic goal for my future home: “the village witch lives here, but she’s a good witch. probably. we think.”