During Math exam

me: my answer = 23
answer choice: 170, 195, 264, 362
me: since 170 is closest to 23, that must be the answer

School just really sucks cause they take this wonderful concept of learning and discovering new things and just completely ruin it with the atmosphere of judgement and suppression of creativity and strict deadlines and basing your intelligence on a letter and wow you ruined it nice job

Three simple rules in life. 1. If you do not go after what you want, you’ll never have it. 2. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. 3. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place.

(via awkwarddly)

story idea

damianwayneprotectionsquad:

a superhero story where the villain and the superhero are roommates and they keep making excuses to each other about why they are out all the time and they stitch each other up after battles but neither has any idea that the other is their nemesis and they keep on having to lie to each other why they are covered in scratches and bruises

conflicting:

i hate being tickled i do not think it is cute i do not think it is funny i will kick you in the fucking face

extrasad:

Someone: *doesn’t text me back for two hours*
Me: *waits like 4 minutes to respond bc I’m ignoring them back*

gapjeans:

i dont want kids i want 1k+ notes on my selfies

matt-smiths:

swaggywhale:

inno-cent:

listening to a song about a relationship and thinking I can’t relate to this at all

#but my otp can

#and that is all that matters

thecurlyginger:

mysharona1987:

Oh my God.

VOLDETORT.

Hold on, best story ever:

My friend’s wife is the front desk person at a vet clinic, and this woman calls in asking if she can bring her lizard in. His wife agrees and asks what the lizard’s name is for the appointment.

The woman says, “His name is Harry.”

His wife wasn’t sure if she heard correctly. “Harry?”

“Yeah, Harry. As in ‘You’re a lizard, Harry.’”