Anyway so I posted this a few days ago and I just got to thinking about what kind of books Octavia would have in her bookshop and, well, I kind of lost the plot …
Pick-up Lines to Make Your Sky Girl Swoon
My Girlfriend’s a Fucking Badass and I Dig It
How to Be a Heartbreaker by Finn Collins and Lexa Kom Tri Kru
Grounder Dating 101
Pet Names Your Sky Person Will Love
Dating the Enemy by Octavia Blake, Jasper Jordan and Clarke Griffin
Why Grounders Do It Better a compilation by Octavia Blake, Clarke Griffin, John Murphy and Bellamy Blake
What Not to Do When Your Not-So-Girlfriend Goes Missing
My Best Friend Killed my Boyfriend/Girlfriend and Other Relationship Hurdles
So She Ran Off and Left You With The Kids: a Self-help manual by Bellamy Blake
100 Ways to Piss off Indra and Not Get Killed
So Your Daughter’s A Better Leader Than You?
She Lived Under the Floorboards for 16 Years and Now She’s Dating Older Men, Wearing too much Make-up and Playing With Knives: Should I Be Worried?
So You’ve Failed as a Parent
Butterflies and Mountain Men: What They Have in Common
In Her Steps: What Would Clarke Griffin Do?
Why Commander Lexa is the Worst by Octavia Blake
Why Octavia Must Die by Lexa Kom Tri Kru
Why I Am Completely Over These Two by Clarke Griffin
Everybody Loves Me (Except My Best Friend) by Monty Green
I Never Meant to Start a War: the Combined Works of the Sky People
He Did It For Me: and Other Lame Excuses That Won’t Hold Up in Grounder Court
How To Get Away with Genocide
Dictionary of Trigadesleng
Skai Kru Slang: What are They Really Saying About You
Hanged, tortured, betrayed and Kidnapped by Moses: the Autobiography of John Murphy
The Ground Fucking Hates Me by Raven Reyes
Ground Wars: Return of the Sky People
To Kill a Grounder
How to Win Friends and Influence People by Lexa Kom Tri Kru
The Grounder Whisperer by Octavia Blake
The Babysitter’s Club By Clarke Griffin and Bellamy Blake
The Black Sheep: a memoir by Lincoln Kom No Kru
The Art of War by Lexa Kom Tri Kru with special intro by Clarke Griffin
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Clarke Griffin, John Murphy and Raven Reyes
Jaha’s Adventures in Wonderland
The Heart is a Lonely Hunter by Lexa Kom Tri Kru
I lost my shit at Clarkes “why I am completely over this two”
What if John Murphy got locked up in the Skybox for “Destruction of Government Property”?
And by “Destruction of Government Property” I mean attempted suicide.
THE IDEA THAT SUICIDE IS ILLEGAL IN A DEROGATORY, “HONOR BOUND”, POSSESSIVE DEHUMANIZING MANNER IS SHOCKING AND AWFUL AND COMPLETELY LINES UP WITH THE SURVIVAL SKEWED LAWS OF THE ARK, I CAN VIVIDLY IMAGINE JOHN TRYING TO KILL HIMSELF AFTER HIS MOTHER’S DEATH AND GETTING ARRESTED FOR IT WHEN IT DOESNT WORK JESUS CHRIST
I know It’s not tbt, so I’m gonna send it back Sunday… ? I don’t know if that should ever be a thing. #heda
Bellarke AU: Bellamy and Clarke fell in love on the Ark. After Clarke gets arrested for treason, Bellamy goes to lockup every day to visit her. When Clarke’s not there, and Bellamy realizes she is being sent to Earth, he will do everything in his power to get on the drop ship with her.
that moment when you’re on a date and her ex shows up and wants to talk with her alone but you don’t want to leave because he literally massacred eighteen unarmed people two days ago
Broke Bohemian 