Octavia’s Bookshop

welcometocaritas:

shit-like-life-happens:

welcometocaritas:

Anyway so I posted this a few days ago and I just got to thinking about what kind of books Octavia would have in her bookshop and, well, I kind of lost the plot …

  • Pick-up Lines to Make Your Sky Girl Swoon
  • My Girlfriend’s a Fucking Badass and I Dig It
  • How to Be a Heartbreaker by Finn Collins and Lexa Kom Tri Kru
  • Grounder Dating 101
  • Pet Names Your Sky Person Will Love
  • Dating the Enemy by Octavia Blake, Jasper Jordan and Clarke Griffin
  • Why Grounders Do It Better a compilation by Octavia Blake, Clarke Griffin, John Murphy and Bellamy Blake
  • What Not to Do When Your Not-So-Girlfriend Goes Missing
  • My Best Friend Killed my Boyfriend/Girlfriend and Other Relationship Hurdles
  • So She Ran Off and Left You With The Kids: a Self-help manual by Bellamy Blake
  • 100 Ways to Piss off Indra and Not Get Killed
  • So Your Daughter’s A Better Leader Than You?
  • She Lived Under the Floorboards for 16 Years and Now She’s Dating Older Men, Wearing too much Make-up and Playing With Knives: Should I Be Worried?
  • So You’ve Failed as a Parent
  • Butterflies and Mountain Men: What They Have in Common
  • In Her Steps: What Would Clarke Griffin Do?
  • Why Commander Lexa is the Worst by Octavia Blake
  • Why Octavia Must Die by Lexa Kom Tri Kru
  • Why I Am Completely Over These Two by Clarke Griffin
  • Everybody Loves Me (Except My Best Friend) by Monty Green
  • I Never Meant to Start a War: the Combined Works of the Sky People
  • He Did It For Me: and Other Lame Excuses That Won’t Hold Up in Grounder Court
  • How To Get Away with Genocide
  • Dictionary of Trigadesleng
  • Skai Kru Slang: What are They Really Saying About You
  • Hanged, tortured, betrayed and Kidnapped by Moses: the Autobiography of John Murphy
  • The Ground Fucking Hates Me by Raven Reyes
  • Ground Wars: Return of the Sky People
  • To Kill a Grounder
  • How to Win Friends and Influence People by Lexa Kom Tri Kru
  • The Grounder Whisperer by Octavia Blake
  • The Babysitter’s Club By Clarke Griffin and Bellamy Blake
  • The Black Sheep: a memoir by Lincoln Kom No Kru
  • The Art of War by Lexa Kom Tri Kru with special intro by Clarke Griffin
  • A Series of Unfortunate Events by Clarke Griffin, John Murphy and Raven Reyes
  • Jaha’s Adventures in Wonderland
  • The Heart is a Lonely Hunter by Lexa Kom Tri Kru

I lost my shit at Clarkes “why I am completely over this two”

#everybody loves me(except my best friend)
#WHO SAID THAT WAS OKAY!??
#likewise..
#Lincolin Kom No Kru
#WHO SAID YHAT WAS OKAY EITHER!?? 

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Shakespeare Tragedies Renamed for the Modern tumblr Teen

liduenfell:

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

Titus Andronicus: “Well That Escalated Quickly” 
Romeo and Juliet: “Shut Up, You’re Like 12” 
Julius Caesar: “I Came Out Here to Run the Roman Empire and I Am Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now” 
Hamlet: “[AGGRESSIVELY PRETENDS TO GO INSANE AND IN THE PROCESS GOES ACTUALLY INSANE MAYBE]” 
Othello: “Othello: Is my wife cheating on me?? Iago: Bitch, she might be.” 
King Lear: “Shows Up To Realization of Commonality with Humanity and Renouncement of Titles as Identity-Definers 15 Years Late With Starbucks”
Macbeth: “Did It For the Vine” 
Antony and Cleopatra: “Much Rome. Very Egypt. Such Different. Wow.”